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OK, so you are raring to go to Interhash and you need something to:
 
a) fill in your time,
b) spend your money on,
c) give you an excuse to get pissed again; or
d) put you in the right frame for the opening ceremony,
 
then it's time for you to.....
 
CUM AND GET SCOTCHED WITH HIV
 
.....and start your Interhash bash in true Hash style - pissed and carefree!!

The finely tuned athletes of HIV have hosted several successful off-shore r#ns at a number of major Hash events. So we couldn't pass up the opportunity to play host again, this time on our native soil.

Our recipe is simple; scotch, beer, attitude and no fuckwits!

If you like the sound of this so far, the read on and find out how to register for this event.
 
The Cum and Get Scotched with HIV pre-lube will be limited to 100 participants. In this way we can guarantee a top quality r*n, heaps of piss available and a circle that will leave you legless.
 
Our motto states that we never sacrifice crap with quality, but you can be assured that quality is what this r#n is all about. That's why numbers are restricted, and that's why you need to get your name in ASAP.

Who's organising this Hash bash?

The Cum and Get Scotched with HIV pre-lube is being hosted by the men-only Hash kennel of Kalgoorlie-Boulder..........

.....with able assistance from our out-of-town brethren and associates.
 
Hannan's Hash House Harriers is the men-only Hash in Kalgoolrie-Boulder, Western Australia, and started in 2003. Have alook through this webite and you'll get an idea that HIV is, well, HIV!!
 

Registration, cost and who's cumming along?

Registration for this event is simple. Just drop us an email and let us know you want to come. We will then put you on our list. Formal registration and payment will be on the day of the r#n. Those who are on the list will have priority over those who just turn up on the day. Those turning up on the day without a registration may be declined if numbers are greater than 100. If you decide not to attend after emailing us, then that's your loss.
 
The cost of the r#n will be $45 Oz. This covers your scotch and beer on the r#n and at the circle. After the circle there will be a light meal provided.
 
The event will be starting from the front of Gloucester Park, the same place where Interhash is being held. So it will be damned easy to get along.
 
Formal registration and payment (cash only) will open at 1:30pm and the r#n will start at 2pm on Friday 21st March 2008. Yep, that's the same day as the opening ceremony of Interhash. 
 
Below you will find a list of those who have registered for the event. If you don't see you name there and you are sure you have registered. then contact Muka Puki; just give us a couple of days to get you name on the list before hassling us..........

Last updated - 10 March 2008

#
Hash handle and name
Get Scotched
with HIV
1.
Raincoat
Michael Thompson
X
2.
Slippery When Wet
Kathleen Knight
X
3.
Pot Head
Tracy Browning
X
4.
Blip
Russel Haigh
X
5.
Plucka
Jane Haigh
X
6.
Halfbuck
Annie Robinson
X
7.
Longhorn
Barry Coombe
X
8.
Cameltoe
Rowan Jamieson
X
9.
Slammer
Grant Dunks
X
10.
Shaft Sniffer
Brett Boneham
X
11.
Arsecutter
????
X
12.
Xperiment
Daniel Ngugi
X
13.
Boltcutter
????
X
14.
Furburger
Hellen Jackson
X
15.
Rongjon
John Waite
X

#
Hash handle and name
Get Scotched
with HIV
16.
Nip-L-Peenk
Gregory Smith
X
17.
Frothy
Ray Whiting
X
18.
Relax IAGW
Charles Dalton
X
19.
Wanking Spanner
Elisabeth LeLaen
X
20.
Twin Peaks
Sandra Luxton
X
21.
Capsules
Vicki Robson
X
22.
Octopussy
Jill Cummings
X
23.
Morning Missile
Bradley Patterson
X
24.
Condom
Johnny Johnson
X
25.
Hydrant
Dave Wilson
X
26.
Silicon
Sandy Wilson
X
27.
Dead Ringer
Ken Ball
X
28.
Horny
Sherril Ball
X
29.
VIH
James Ridley
X
30.
Virgin Karen
Karen Ridley
X

#
Hash handle and name
Get Scotched
with HIV
31.
Dateroll
Jill Menhennett
aka Dave Date Rape
X
32.
Moana
Marianne Cope
aka Pervin' Mervin
X
33.
FOS
Steve Chattfield
X
34.
Secondhand Cock
Brett Ustick
X
35.
Muffy
Adelaide
X
36.
Muffy's partner
Adelaide
X
37.
Buddah
Ian Kerton
X
38.
Toyboy
Karl Adams
X
39.
Trenches
Sue Panza
X
40.
Chunder
Chuck McCormick
X
41.
Hairy Bell Knob
Simon Littlewood
X
42.
Jeeves
Evan Slight
X
43.
L.G.F.M.
Sandra Kerr
X
44.
Cockbreath
Chris Gourley
X
45.
COC
Phil Shackleton
X

#
Hash handle and name
Get Scotched
with HIV
46.
Cocktail
Blair Hogan
X
47.
Crash
Neville Walton
X
48.
Floatie
Graeme Alp
X
49.
Friar Chuck
Greg Moss
X
50.
Grinder
Lee Bouckaert
X
51.
Headjob
Tim Baker
X
52.
Henry Lawson
Rod Clark
X
53.
Poodle
Herman Seitz
X
54.
Shonky
Peter Clifford
X
55.
Turbo
Robbie Preston
X
56.
Two Dogs
Neil Morgan
X
57.
Urea
Paul Carter
X
58.
Wanda
Peter Camplin
X
59.
You Idiot
Paul Tas
X
60.
Tinki
Gary Johnston
X

#
Hash handle and name
Get Scotched
with HIV
61.
Busted Ass
Ray Hewitt
X
62.
Tinatuna
Tina Pointon
X
63.
Pet Roll
Geoff Pointon
X
64.
K-Gel
Muriel Manning
X
65.
Fungus Feet
Max Fischer
X
66.
Prickyarse
Simon Parker
X
67.
Jock-strap
Alan Wild
X
68.
Toe Jam
Myles Flynn
X
69.
Wooden Root
Sean Woodcock
X
70.
Cleveland Steamer
Dallas Sadlier
X
71.
Shrek
Wade Van Dalen
X
72.
Sperm Whale
Sebbey Whittles
X
73.
Tintineyetus
Ross Osborne
X
74.
Monitor
John Rees
X
75.
Jus Fugly
Kevin Buckley
X

#
Hash handle and name
Get Scotched
with HIV
76.
Keeper of the Beams
Mike Richard
X
77.
Canyfloss
Jason Dyer
X
78.
Baldrick2dogs
Alan Holden
X
79.
ButtBob
Bob Vandermeer
X
80.
4-inch-hole
Cathy Schindler
X
81.
Opps
Neal Graper
X
82.
Egg Beater
Robert Kruger
X
83.
Pearl Harbour
Mark Harbour
X
84.
Swamp Pussy
J. Reed
X
85.
Blue Balls
Bruce Logan
X
86.
Fucking Lame
Steve Davis
X
87.
Catflaps
Collin Whittorff
X
88.
Cmenstains
Troy ???
X
89.
Mile High
Steve McKie
X
90.
Tandem
Sarah McKie
X

#
Hash handle and name
Get Scotched
with HIV
91.
Pusher
Joanna Clements
X
92.
Pills
Paul Robson
X
93.
Digga
Alan Nuttridge
X
94.
Bighorn
Martin Whenmouth
X
95.
Squirrel
Cheryl Thompson
X
96.
Elizabeth
Steve Thompson
X
97.
80 Sux
Joe Graham
X
98.
Stumps
Alan Buckland
X
99.
Tinkerbell
Tim from Milton Keyes H3
X
100.
Moparse
from Rocky City H3
X

Who's r#nning this shit?

Here's the bunch of clowns that will be responsible for your first hang-over of Interhash 2008.
 
You had better memorise this list, you will be tested on it in the circle!!

Hash handle and name
Performing as.....
 
Muka Puki
Darren Gibcus
Grand Master
Lisa
Frank Cope
Immediate Past Master
Uncle Fester
Graham Mortimer
Hare
Boner
Jason Wells
Choir Master
Foreskin
Tony Banner
Piss Stop Co-ordinator
Dire-Rhea
Rhea Wholey
Piss Truck Driver
and Hash Flash
Cocksmith
Grant Wholey
Hash Piss
Oils Ain't Oils
Mirasol Gibcus
Hash Piss
and First Lady of HIV
Mr. Squiggles
Dave Woodiwiss
Hash Piss
and Hash Flash
Munster
Tony Robinson
Hash Piss
Twin Tubs
Paul Simpson
Hash Piss
Tombstone
Paul Browning
Steward
Viagra
Terry Miller
Steward
All other HIVers
HIV Grand Choir 

R#n restrictions and conditions

The r#n is open to male and female Hashers of legal drinking age in Australia (that's 18 for those who don't know).
 
All participants acknowledge that in consideration of their being accepted for this event, they shall not hold the organisers or any affiliated individuals responsible for their  injuries, or mishaps whatsoever. They accept full responsibility for all their actions.

Have you got an announcement to make? Then contact us. Have a look at some other announcements from our members and associated degenerates.

HANNAN'S HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

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