Service Awards

In Recognition of Their Valour.....

THE SLAMMER SERVICE MEDAL

The Purple Heart of HIV Hashing

And this is why.....

Slammer being comforted by Pills after the LX R#n!

HIV - We never sacrifice crap with quality!

HIV Service Awards

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THE SLAMMER SERVICE MEDAL

There have been many notable Hashing performances at HIV over the years, where men have laid their bodies on the line in order to extract the maximun return for their Hashing experience.

We recognise those outstanding efforts with the Slammer Service Medal for Distinguished HIV Hashing.

Dedicated to the memory of Slammer's massive effort on the LX R*n where he managed to smash just about every limb, joint, piece of skin and internal organ on a day where many suffered similar, but not quite as extensive injuries.

The Instigator.....

SLAMMER

Order of the Slammer Service Medal

LX R*n

Alcoholic beverage responsible:

Single malt scotch (mainly Glenfiddich).

Given for:

Bodily damage arising out of extreme drunkeness, enhanced Hashing reputation.

Damage to:

Entire body, marriage.

Recovery time:

Weeks.

The Saki-nator.....

BONER

Order of the Slammer Service Medal

CXL R*n

Alcoholic beverage responsible:

Warm to hot saki.

Given for:

Reputational damage arising out of extreme drunkeness and nakedness.

Damage to:

Stomach lining, gullet, marriage, professional reputation.

Recovery time:

Ongoing.

The Vodka-nator.....

LISA

Order of the Slammer Service Medal

R*n of C

Alcoholic beverage responsible:

Vodka (many varieties).

Given for:

Bodily damage arising out of extreme drunkeness.

Damage to:

Head (esp. ears), multiple ribs (broken), grazed limbs.

Recovery time:

Months.

The Lochanator.....

DIGGA

Order of the Slammer Service Medal

CC R*n

Alcoholic beverage responsible:

Lochan Ora liquer scotch.

Given for:

Bodily damage arising out of extreme drunkeness.

Damage to:

Hands, arms, knees and lower legs, face.

Recovery time:

Days.

HANNAN'S HASH HOUSE HARRIERS