In Recognition of Their Valour.....

Oh the humanity.....
THE SLAMMER SERVICE MEDAL
 
The Purple Heart of HIV Hashing

And this is why.....

If only he could talk.....
Slammer being comforted by Pills after the LX R#n!
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THE SLAMMER SERVICE MEDAL
 
There have been many notable Hashing performances at HIV over the years, where men have laid their bodies on the line in order to extract the maximun return for their Hashing experience.
 
We recognise those outstanding efforts with the Slammer Service Medal for Distinguished HIV Hashing.
 
Dedicated to the memory of Slammer's massive effort on the LX R*n where he managed to smash just about every limb, joint, piece of skin and internal organ on a day where many suffered similar, but not quite as extensive injuries.

The Instigator.....
SLAMMER
Order of the Slammer Service Medal 
LX R*n

The man who started it all.....

Alcoholic beverage responsible:
Single malt scotch (mainly Glenfiddich).
 
Given for:
Bodily damage arising out of extreme drunkeness, enhanced Hashing reputation.
 
Damage to:
Entire body, marriage.
 
Recovery time:
Weeks.
 
 

The Saki-nator.....
BONER
Order of the Slammer Service Medal 
CXL R*n

Saki me off, with a bilge pump.....

Alcoholic beverage responsible:
Warm to hot saki.
 
Given for:
Reputational damage arising out of extreme drunkeness and nakedness.
 
Damage to:
Stomach lining, gullet, marriage, professional reputation.
 
Recovery time:
Ongoing.

The Vodka-nator.....
LISA
Order of the Slammer Service Medal 
R*n of C

Laughing at you, not with you.....

Alcoholic beverage responsible:
Vodka (many varieties).
 
Given for:
Bodily damage arising out of extreme drunkeness.
 
Damage to:
Head (esp. ears), multiple ribs (broken), grazed limbs.
 
Recovery time:
Months.
 

The Lochanator.....
DIGGA
Order of the Slammer Service Medal 
CC R*n

Digga-rific performance.....

Alcoholic beverage responsible:
Lochan Ora liquer scotch.
 
Given for:
Bodily damage arising out of extreme drunkeness.
 
Damage to:
Hands, arms, knees and lower legs, face.
 
Recovery time:
Days.
 

HANNAN'S HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

We dare you to go further.....