C

Check – Hash trail marking consisting of a cross and designed as a point on trail where all Hashers are to stop and gather and then proceed to find the trail again.

F

False Trail – Commonly lnown as a "falsie", is a HIVers worst nightmare as it usually means additional energy is required to be expended in order to track down the next alcoholic beverage. This is a misleading trail designed to keep the FRB's from sprinting to the next piss-stop and finishing all of the alcoholic bevarages. It is denoted by trail marking consisting of a circle and is designed as a point on trail where all Hashers are to stop, scratch their nuts, swear, curse the Hare and then proceed to back to the "check" to find the trail again.

FRB– 1) Front running bastard. 2) Athletic cunt.

G

Grand Master – 1) He who must be obeyed. 2) He who must be obeyed. 3) He who must be obeyed. 4) All knowing, all seeing supreme leader, organiser, treasurer, secretary, trailmaster, haberdasher, religious advisor and committee of one for HIV.

Variations include GM, God, O' Glorious One and  Fuck It's Him.  

H

Handle – A Hash name applied to good and upstanding men with the intent of  high-lighting deficiencies of character, sexual innuendo in their real names, physical deformities or misdeeds of past drunken/sexual behavior. Usually given after three r*ns with HIV, but this can vary depending on the Hash spirit displayed by the individual or the pack. 

Hare – A cunning beast responsible for the laying of a trail each week with the express aim of inducing physical effort between ingestiing alcoholic beverages. 

Hash flash – The most annoying of Hashers, responsible for capturing in photo format the many emabarassing and debaucherous episodes that would have been better left to the memory gaps induced by alcoholic fog.

M

Master check – Hash trail marking consisting of a circle with a cross inside it and designed as a point on trail where all Hashers are to stop and gather, must include a compulsory supply of fluids usually of the alcoholic kind and consumed on the spot.

N

Nazi– Some fucked-up trail marking invented by Lisa consisting of a Nazi symbol, and which nobody can understand or be bothered to work out.

P

Pencil – The scribe or official distorter of history, repsonsible for ensuring that each HIV event is duly blown out of all proportions, allocated each week to produce the Trash.

Piss stop – 1) A spot where one stops and consumes piss. 2) A spot where one stops and relieves bladder pressure by releasing urine via one's penis.

T

Trail – That thing that HIVers follow in order track down their next alcoholic beverage, usually marked with dollops of white lime. 

Trash – Current version is called Paddy's Trash, is the official record of all stories, true or false, notable or otherwise, that probably occurred at a HIV event.