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Just so you can see if we have been lying through our back teeth, we have included our old bulletins here for your reference.
 
Who said HIV has anything to hide???

2007 Announcements

Pity he didn't collect his prize.....

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THE THIRD HIV OFFSHORE R^N

We've had two enormously successful offshore r*ns so far, and now we are thinking about having another one.

This is your chance to register your interest in attending the next offshore run. Have a think about it and cast your vote on the following parameters:

  • Where?? Cheap, close and different.....voting for this is on the front page if you missed it 
  • When?? What time of year suits you.....voting for this is on the poll below
You can vote once per day. Voting closes at the end of June 2007, so don't gin around or think too hard!

Where do you want to go???

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NEW HABERDASH.....
 
After what seems to be an enternity, and with winter nearly over, the HIV Winter Fleecies have arrived, and will be available from the CCXVI R^n.
 
There are only 15 abvilable, and 10 of these have been reserved.
 
So get in early as I won't be holding these for very long.....I need the bloody cash!!
 
Cost is $35 each. Only large sizes available and the colour is black.
 
A new stock of embroidered berets is on the way and will be available at the CCXVII R^n.
 
The berets will cost around $25 each depending on the embroidery.

And the winner is BONER.....

DOWN DOWN DITTIES.....
 
As announced at the CCII R^n, all regular HIVers will be required to learn at least a couple of down-down ditties by heart.
 
In this way we can spread the load of leading the singing, and if we all do it, then it's only a small thing.
 
So download a copy of Muka Puki's Guide to Down-Down Ditties, pick a couple of favorites, and have a go.
 
Remember, there's no shame at HIV that the ice can't cure!!!

THE GM'S GUARANTEE.....
 

We all now have access to r^n details via the web calendar and the Paddy’s Trash. So use these to get your sh#t organised well in advance.

 

And to ensure that the r^ns are kept up to date, OGO Muka offers this guarantee if quality:

 

“If any HIVer discovers no r^n details on the web calendar by three days before the event, he may charge the GM and make me sit on the ice”

 

Coz he won’t be sitting on the ice any other way…..

THE GM IS DEAD.....
 
Long live the GM!! After an eventful 12 months that saw HIV continue from strength to strength each week, Lisa finally handed over the reins of the GM-ship to Muka Puki at the CCI (201st) R#n last Monday, 30 April.
 
We thank Lisa for his un-ending dedication to "culling out the fuckwits" and ensuring that our arses are now acclimatised to resist Antarctic winters.
 
And in true humility, Lisa accepted his fate on Monday and spent the majority of the circle on the ice. A true hash gentleman.......(excuse me while I barf into my stubbie cooler).
 
There will be a few small changes in style, as is to be expected, and we hope that you continue to come out and show your support for the new GM in true HIV fashion, eh cunties!!!

HIV ON GTTH
 
The HIV Songs'n'Bits page is now linked to one of the longest running and most popular Hash websites in the world, the Go To The Hash site.
 
We have a link to this site on our Related Links page or you can check it out by clicking here.
 
Fraternal Hash thanks to Hazukashii for his help in promoting the HIV site!!

2008 Announcements

HOLD YA HORSES

Want to know where our next r#n is? Then go to the R#ns and Events page.

HANNAN'S HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

We dare you to go further.....