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Rule 6 - No Poofters!!
So there was Boner one dark and stormy evening, lying in bed, tossing and turning,
turning and tossing, tossing and tossing. A disturbing dream was playing out in his mind.....
Afterwards, Boner decides that
he must let the world know about the reason he woke up so frazzled the next morning. So he goes onto Relax's Evil Henchmen website and makes the following post:
Quote - "This is a true recolection
of my first gay dream that happened last night 15/2/2006. No suprises it involved Relax.
All H.IV members were standing
around somewhere when 2 policemen approach us and shine the torch into Relax's face. In a scene similar to Bravehart when
the mad irishman Stephen r#n into battle and meets his mad Irish borthers pretending to fight for England, one of the policemen
and Relax recognise each other. Next thing i know Relax is sitting next to the 2 policemen and like in a prono movie where
a guy fist fucks a women, Relax starts fisting one of the policemens mouths. They both seem to be enjoying it. The rest of
the hashers are looking on in disbelief. Then the other copper flops his cock out and for some reason has a condom on and
starts batting off. Relax then says to him don't waste it. The copper blows into the condom and a few of us watching start
dry reaching, including me. Then thank fuck I woke up before i saw what Relax was going to do with that full condom so as
not to waste it!
NO BULLSHIT SO HELP ME GOD I ACTUALLY
DREAMT THAT ON THE 15.2.2006." End quote.
Well, this causes major consternation amongst the
HIV brethren as it it seriously flirts with Rule 6. So much so that it is decided that this gross violation of dinkum Aussie
mateship must be punished.
And so the "GAY AND PROUD - I'M NOT WITH HIV" Pink Shirt is fabricated by
Muka Puki to identify any potential donut punchers in the HIV ranks.
On the next available HIV r^n in late February 2006, Boner
is presented with this shirt by then GM Relax In A Gentleman's Way, amid much
approval from the united HIV pack of straight half-minds. To this day it still beggars belief that Boner
would even admit he had these weirdo thoughts, yet alone published them on the web.
Then again, we are talking about the infamous Boner!!
Now a regular feature at HIV r*ns, the Pink Shirt serves
as a badge of shame for those who have not fulfilled their manly duties, or have shirked their masculine responsibilities.
Don't fuck with the HIV pack.....gayness is not acceptable unless
it is two lesbians and we are invited to join in or watch!!
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