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Hose of Death, Hose of Death, Hose of Death........
Guaranteed to send a shiver down the gullet of even the most hardened of drinkers,
the Hose of Death is one of those iconic university drinking implements that just will not leave you alone.
HIVers and university in the same sentence.....yes hard to believe isn't it!!!
Introduced by Muka Puki in order
to inflict some serious brain cell depletion amongt the already cerebally challenged HIV Hashers, this intimidating piece
of rubber and plastic can hold about 4 full beer cans and still have room for a couple of shots of spirits just to top it
off.
The Hose of Death has had several incarnations as soft-cock,
wanna-be Hashers who can't handle the smooth drinking pleasure often crack the shits and try to remove the Hose from circulation!!
But like the Terminator, it will always be back, bigger and more evil than
ever.
This version of the Hose of Death had it's debut
at the Second HIV Offshore R*n before the 2006 Chiang Mai Interhash, and by christ did it start off with a bang.
Check out the Blessing of the Hose of Death by clicking here.
In the skilled hands of then Grand Master Lisa,
and ably supported by a team of four Hash Pisses, the Hose of Death featured in the alcoholic destruction of a number of Hashers
who had come alone that day to participate in the joys of HIV Hashing.
So next time you want to re-visit those stupid university
days, when you were young and dumb, could drink without consequence and showed no fear of hangovers, then come along to a
HIV bash. We'll reaquaint you with an old friend from your past and enable you to remember why you have no desire to go back
to uni!!
And if you never went to uni, shit, you'll fit right in anyway!!!
Come along to one of our bus trips and you'll soon know why we call it......the Hose of Death!!!
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