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It won't take you long to realise what a miracle the birth of the Hannan's
Hash House Harriers truly was, given the "quality" of our Founding Fathers.
If fact, we still marvel at it today. How the fuck a great and mighty organisastion,
the likes the world has yet to fully appreciate, ever came to be hatched in the dull and alcohol-soaked brains of this bunch
is proof that there must be UFO's and alien abductions.
If you don't believe this, then cop an eyeful of these monstrous and interfered-with
sicko's.....
FUCKING LAME
Founding Father - HIV
We all know that Fucking Lame
has issues. Anyone who worked for Telecom (pre-Telstra), owns an Internet Cafe in North Boulder, was married to Whipping Boy
(that hat-burying bitch) and has a Hash handle with the word "fuck" in it is bound to be twisted and scarred.
But there is one thing that will shine on his resume
like a beacon of Hash light, and that is being smart enough to come up with the idea of a men-only Hash in North Boulder-Boulder.
Well at least a third smart enough anyway, as there were a couple of other miscreants involved, and it is very hard to believe
that he could come up with this idea on his own.
Just how he managed to get his shit together long enough
to sustain one third of this idea is currently the subject of an Australian National University research programme.
Talk about setting the tone for HIV, this guy was responsible
for the "who gives a flying fuck" part. And we shall be forever grateful!!!
LISA
Founding Father and Past Master - HIV
Those who know Lisa
well know that he is not a Hasher to be trifled with; be that with his ability to comsume vast quantities of alcholic liquids, his
low tolerance for fuckwits, his legendary circle-destroying talents or his inability to stop paying-out on tunnels.
Just how he got together with Lame
and Hookah then beggars belief.
It must have been in a quiet lull of his hyperactive social life that
he found himself sitting in the Hannan's Club with two like-minded half-minds. Either that or every other pub in town
had booted him out and every tunnel had banned thier hubbies from drinking with Lisa.
Thankfully, the conversation that day involved coming up with a different
and better way to Hash in North Boulder-Boulder. And the rest, they say, is Hashtory!!
HOOKAH
Founding Father and Past Master - HIV
A Hasher of few words, fewer thoughts and even fewer actions,
Hookah is a simple being that likes a simple Hash. Craving for the good old days of Hashing in
North Boulder-Boulder, where there were no dogs, kids or bullshit, Hookah was instrumental in HIV's
keep it simple approach.
So all future HIV GM's now know who to blame when it comes
to wondering why there is only one person involved in the formal organisation of HIV.
Does Hookah know what sort of beast he unleashed
when he sat with Lisa and Lame that fateful night in 2003 at the Hannan's
Club? Probably not. And he will probably turn in his beer barrel when he sees HIV evolving along new paths. But, you
have to love your children, no matter how ugly and wierd they become!!!
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