Songs'n'Bits

HIV - We never sacrifice crap with quality!

At HIV we're proud of our all singing, all conquering circles and on-ins. In fact, there is nothing quite as satisfying as watching someone getting paid-out in song......well OK, a couple of cold beers on a hot day is pretty satisfying as well, but you know what we mean.

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The original Muka Puki® Guide to Down Down Ditties was compiled for the Kalgoorlie-Boulder H3, after efforts to introduce a bit of variety into the circle resulted in a position on the 2005 Mismanagement Cummittee. It was Tombstone (KBH3 GM 2005) who coined the term Hash Panache™, and I have subsequently appropriated it for my own use.

The original Muka Puki® Song Book was compiled for Boner (HIV GM - R^ns 51-100) after he would not leave my fucking house without finishing all my liquor and singing like an idiot into the wee hours of the morning one pissy Saturday in late 2004. Compared to the other Hash in North Boulder-Boulder, HIV is a far more appropriate and appreciative setting for the bawdy nature of the contents of the song book .

Our Newest Down-Down Ditties

THE PINK SHIRT DITTY

Melody - This Old Man

Written by - Boner

He irons his shirt, has no gag reflex,

On Monday nights he'd rather miss Hash!

With a scotch shot, followed by a nice cold beer,

We all think this Hasher's queer!

THE BLUE MUG SONG

Melody - The Flintsones

'Cause you're the biggest cunt in HIV!

And make your liver history!

THE WAH-ON SONG

Melody - ???

Written by - Muka Puki

When it's Monday night in Boulder,

And the Hashing's been a breeze,

And the GM's fuckin' hungry

With his mind set on Chinese.

There's no time for reservations,

No time to skin the cat.

When it's Monday night in Boulder,

The Wah-On's where it's at!

INCEST TIME IN BOULDER

Melody - ???

Written by - Tombstone

When it's Monday night in Boulder,

And there's no cunt to be found,

And your monther's in the bathroom

With her panties half way down.

There's no time for masturbation,

No time to beat your meat.

When it's Monday night in Boulder,

Mother fucking can't be beat!

The Muka Puki® series of Hash song books have been especially designed for Hashers to carry and use at your favourite Hash event. Modifications and improvements to the layout, contents and design of the song books have been made after extensive research, trials and feedback at numerous pissy Hashing events and from critically maggotted K-Bol Hashers.

The song books have big, bold print and big page numbers so even the partially inebriated should be able to follow along and spit out a few words. The song books are not designed to be a comprehensive record of all the bawdy Hash bits out there in the Hashiverse (as in Flying Booger’s Halfmind Hymnal, which is awesome), but more as a resource to carry with you when you are on a Hash r*n.

So they consist of old favourites from our Hashing past (the Irian Jaya song and Love Me Tender ditty are number ones) and selected rippers from recent screen sucking on the internet.

The ditty book is for use at piss-stops (beer checks or beer-nears for the Seppo’s) or mainly in the circle. The bawdy song and verse book contains bits and pieces for use from the start of the trail to the finish of the circle. Or you can just say “fuck it, I’ll use them any bloody way I see fit”. Carry them with you to the on-on, or the bus or whatever else your halfmind can think of.

Please feel free to copy the song books, as the more people singing at Hash, the better. Please keep the acknowledgements and the Muka Puki name on it somewhere.

If you have any contributions or ideas for the development of these Hash song books, then send an evilmail to mukapuki@evilhenchmen.net.

Print them, link them to you website or forward them on.

HANNAN'S HASH HOUSE HARRIERS