O' Great One.....
HOOKAH
Past Master - HIV
R*ns I to L
Real Name:
Robert Northcoat
Occupation:
Diverter of funds, both real and imagined.
Where and when did you start Hashing:
I'm still in denial on this one.....OK
it was the "Gay Hash". But in my defence they used to run back then. That was a long time ago, and were more like HIV style
of circles, with good looking chicks. They used to bring their children along to the circle only once when I was GM. They
tell me that you could get a root back then that hadn't been passed down through Mile High and Uranus (may his dick rest
in a piece). When I started Hashing in 1989, Pills was just a boy, Capsules must have been full
of arms and legs or other things as we never saw her, Edna was still a cunt (not much changes there), Derrier still looked
the same age he does now. Hash was $3.00 and you got snags, bread and sauce and beer.....those were the days, no dogs, just
the odd cunt (refer to Edna). Fuckin' circles were short, to the point, humorous and short and to the point, and short
and to the point! And didn't go on for fuckin' ever.....
How did you get your Hash name:
As in underwater diver variety of hookah.
Where, when and who named you:
Only a cunt would name someone a name that held so little imagination. It was that cunt E***.
You know him, but I don't like it getting around that he named me. I'll need fuckin therapy after this shit.
It was at the Gay Hash in Kal (refer above) in 1989, but in saying that you need to consider my comments above.
What attracted you to HIV:
I heard that they do things with watermelons.
What is your greatest Hashing moment:
Boner fucking the watermelon in the circle in Bali (First HIV Offshore R^n).
What is your greatest HIV GM Hashing moment:
Boner fucked the watermelon in the circle at Bali.
What is your HIV legacy:
Boner fucking the watermelon in Bali.....
What separates HIV from other Hashes:
How many other Hashes have had Boner
fuck a watermelon in Bali??
O' Dark One.....
RELAX IN A GENTLEMAN'S WAY
Past Master - HIV
R*ns CI to CL
Real Name:
Can't tell you - they might be watching
Occupation:
Anarchist by day, vampire by night.
Where and when did you start Hashing:
Hannan's Hash House Harriers in 2003.
How did you get your Hash name:
It's basically another way to call me a wanker, amongst
the many other ways people use to call me "wanker".
Where, when and who named you:
HIV in 2003 and it was Hookah.
What attracted you to HIV:
It was a night time cultish activity that involved
strange rituals and the letting of blood, so what normal heathly Lord of the Night wouldn't be attacted to that!!
What is your greatest Hashing moment:
Turning into a bat and flying off to satisfy my blood lust for young virgin boys
halfway through the on-in of the LXXV R*n.
What is your greatest HIV GM Hashing moment:
Poisoning everyone's body with Absinthe during the
CL R#n and then poisoning everyone's mind with Alister Crowley's philosphy afterwards at the circle.
What is your HIV legacy:
Green, as in Absinthe green, is a colour that can now temporarily
blind every HIVer.
What separates HIV from other Hashes:
As you may judge from above, I've lead quite a sheltered
life, so I'm not in the best position to comment on this question. Suffice to say that if they let me join then
they must be a tolerant, thoughtful and insightful bunch of Devil worshipping freaks. I don't usually find that
at other Hashes.....
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O' Mighty One.....
BONER
Past Master - HIV
R*ns LI to C
Real Name:
Jason Wells
Occupation:
None - retired tag team specialist.
Where and when did you start Hashing:
Kalgoorlie-Boulder H3's 999 R#n at the Metropole, Boulder
in 2000.
How did you get your Hash name:
After laughing that some Hashers were made to drink from their new shoes, I
was called up and made to drink from mine via my sock (tea bag). Afterwoods someone asked "who is he", then another said
"he is a virgin, he is not named". Then someone (who must of known my other occupation - chiropractor) said "call him Boner."
And that was it.
Where, when and who named you:
Kalgoorlie-Boulder H3 in 2000 and it was FKW.
What attracted you to HIV:
Lisa told me it was a group who go running and drinking, and Lisa's athletic
frame told me what the ratio of the two were.
What is your greatest Hashing moment:
The whipping's of the Rule of Discipline run. It was great
because it cleared one thing up for me; Relax and Digga are seriously weird, they enjoy that shit.
What is your greatest HIV GM Hashing moment:
Pulling off the LX (60th) R^n.
What is your HIV legacy:
Single malt whiskey has never looked the same after the LX run.
What separates HIV from other Hashes:
The
whiskey, the berets, the whippings, the circles, the members (no fuckwits), the special runs, oh, and no Tunnels helps.
O' Merciful One.....
LISA
Past Master - HIV
R*ns CLI to CC
Real Name:
Frank Cope
Occupation:
Cunt.
Where and when did you start Hashing:
Kalgoorlie-Boulder H3 in 1996.
How did you get your Hash name:
My wife's hash name is Moana.
Where, when and who named you:
Kalgoorlie-Boulder H3 in 1996 and it was Blip.
What attracted you to HIV:
The excersice of course, you fuckhead.
What is your greatest Hashing moment:
Being a founder of the greatest Hash club the world has
ever seen - HIV!!
What is your greatest HIV GM Hashing moment:
R^nning a circle in Esperance (MC-GEE II) that no one can
remember.
What is your HIV legacy:
Simple - The Darwin Theory - HIV culls out all the fuckwits.
What separates HIV from other Hashes:
No politics/bullshit and we enjoy ourselves and we wear
berets, so fuck-off all you non-HIV cunts.
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