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The Rules of HIV Hashing
- R*ns (see point 5) shall take place from a site (either
extant or extinct)
- Hashers, where possible, shall attempt to decipher the code
of HIV and shall maintain momentum in the general direction of the trail.
- R*ns shall take place on Monday nights at the agreed hour
of 7.00 pm.
- R*ns shall be numbered according to a variant of the system
adopted by The Great One: i.e. a number for each r*n indicating the order in which they were r*n, preceding or not preceding
a r*n number indicating the number of times said r*n had been r*n.
- The words ~r*n(s)~ and ~r*nning~ shall not be used with
opprobrium, their employment being assumed to be ironic.
- On Special Occasions and on Special R*ns (As defined below)
A
special occasion or a special r*n is to be determined by a ballot of the half minds present / or absent at the time. Should
the result of the Ballot indicate that there is one vote in the affirmative then such a special occasion or special r*n will
be deemed to exist..
- A bottle of relevant single malt whisky / or equally
fine brew shall be consumed during the course of the Hash and subsequent merriment, this being the minimum limit of drinking
acceptable.
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R#n Protocols at HIV
The G M, Hare(s) and/or organiser(s) responsible for each
r*n shall preside as mismanagement during the course of said r*n and subsequent merriment, and shall perform the mismanagement
functions necessary, to whit:
- Obtaining the necessary bottle of malt as per Rule 7.
- Obtain lesser barley based beverages and vessels in sufficient
quantities to perform a post r*n circle, and presiding over said circle. (see point 7)
- Extorting sufficient monies from those present to pay for
points 1. and 2. and any other necessary expenditure. (see point 8)
- The member of the mismanagement currently presiding over
the circle or subsequent merrymaking shall hold the bottle as symbol of their (very temporary) authority. Comments shall be
addressed to the bottle.
- Bludgeoning of hecklers with the bottle is to be discouraged
for fear of damage / loss of contents.
- The circle shall be restricted to matters of note; praise
worthy and/or blame worthy events sufficient to merit reward and/or punishment, and other matters of importance. (see point
7)
- The circle shall be brief, to the point, and shall not interfere
unduly with the process of eating and especially of drinking.
- “Other necessary expenditure” shall consist
of any other expenditure considered, by the current mismanagement, to be necessary.
- “Other matters of importance” shall consist
of any matter considered by the members of the circle to be important; apathy, heckling, violence and out-and-out mutiny may
be considered fair warning. (see point 7)
- Mismanagement functions falling between runs
shall be performed as necessary by anyone who can be bothered.
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